XMas Cliché Cupcakes: Candy Canes



For Christmas Day, I asked my brother what his favorite holiday treat was. His answer?? The Candy Cane Jo-Jo's from Trader Joe's! Yes, my favorite treat is also his. I created these Candy Cane Jo-Jo Cupcakes for the IronCupcake:Milwaukee Christmas Challenge in 2008, but they will live long in the archives of cupcake awesome.

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A FAB-ulous Holiday Tale

Twas' the month before Christmas and let's face it, this year really sucked. Without going into the gory details, let's just say that it feels like I have been dragging a huge lump of coal around with me for the better part of the last 7 months.

Here I am, only weeks away from my annual trip to California; and I received an e-mail invitation to check out the Top Chef All-Stars viewing party at Café Firenze; one of Fabio Viviani's restaurants in CA. I saw this as an awesome opportunity to finally have something amazing to look forward to and help to shake this dark cloud. I have met Fabio several times in the past, including dinner at Café Firenze, and at a book signing and cooking class. But come on...its Fabio, ladies!? You understand, right?!? The other things that had been dragging me down were starting to clear and I wanted to add this to that transition! Originally my trip was one day off from the date of the viewing. But, you know me...I changed my holiday flight by one day just to be able to go to this Top Chef party. It was tricky planning, everything would have to be perfect. The plane would land with just enough time to get in the car and zip out to Moorpark for the event. Hopefully Santa's reindeers would help us fly over the L.A. traffic with ease.


I tweeted my excitement, and was SHOCKED AND THRILLED to receive the above tweet in return. This was going to be so awesome!

Finally, this past Wednesday was the day. My luggage was packed and by the door with care, waiting for Dan to take me to the air(port). All was going well, flights on schedule...until I got to Las Vegas for my connection. I called mom to check in and got the news that there were TORRENTIAL down pours in Los Angeles. (Um, hello...SUNNY California?) The roads were closed and getting to Moorpark would be nearly impossible. My mood went from good to bad in one second flat. I had to stay positive so I thought that maybe, just MAYBE the rain would stop between the time it took for me to take off in Vegas and land in L.A. (fat chance).

Well, at least the flight was still going to take off on time, right? Wrong. As we were closing the door the airline decided that the entire plane should be held for one family that was on a delayed connection. 10 minutes, they said 10 minutes. Let me tell you how 10 minutes works...
  • 10 minutes for the other plane to land
  • 10 minutes for them to deplane
  • 10 minutes to run the length of the airport
  • 10 minutes to "finalize the paperwork"
  • 10 minutes to get their luggage on to the plane.
  • Oh, and don't forget the 10 minutes that we had to sit in que to take-off.
What does 10 minutes really mean? It means nearly an hour sitting on the runway with visions of Fabio cooking in my head. When we finally took off, the delays had us touching down in Los Angeles a mere 15 minutes before our reservation at his Moorpark restaurant which is over an hour away -- without traffic. I was so, so, SO disappointed.

Finally, we landed at LAX. I got off the plane, ran to baggage claim, did not greet mom with much enthusiasm. Shame on me, I know. I was just CRUSHED that this was all falling apart. She kept telling me it would be OK. We would just skip dinner and head out to the restaurant anyway, in time for the viewing. To my surprise, at least the rain had stopped.

So, lets give this a try... Freeway. Flooding. Rush hour. You know how this is going to go, right? Sigh.


As a last ditch effort to rescue the night; I called Fabio's other restaurant, Firenze Osteria in Toluca Lake. It was much closer to where we were trapped on the freeway. I wanted to see if maybe, JUST MAYBE, he would be stopping by that location later in the evening. Guess what? Win! WIN! We hopped off the freeway, made a slight detour and arrived at Firenze Osteria in less than a half hour.

We had an amazing, AH-MAZE-ING, meal. Burrata salad, braised beef ribs, creamy parmesan polenta, saffron risotto. All the while, we sat in the bar and watched Top Chef All-Stars and Fabio score part of his team win with his whole wheat light gnocchi at the U.S. Open. (Po-tae-toe-y Peelows).

As we were sipping our coffee and starting to see other viewers (chef stalkers) arrive for the 9 p.m. airing of Top Chef (it runs on loop in the bar), in walks the epitome of charm and graciousness. FABIO VIVIANI!! Yes Sandy, there is a Santa Claus and he is a 30-something year old chef from Italy. In all seriousness, Fabio actually spotted me from across the bar and came straight to my table with a massive hug and a proclamation that he was so worried when I didn't show up at the Moorpark location. Hello, he KNEW I didn't show up. Me, just a girl from Milwaukee.
But not just any girl, the "Mila-wau-kee Cupp-a-cake Queen". A very lucky girl who can go into a restaurant owned by a celebrity chef and in return, he hugs and kisses and knows by name. Class Act. He joined us for a while. I gave him a goodie bag full of IronCupcake awesome. It was all sooo worth it.

Thank you mom for getting me there in one piece. Thank you Fabio for being so genuinly charming. After the year I have had, it was the most perfect Christmas present I could have asked for.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Muah!




XMas Cliché Cupcakes: Headaches


Last minute shopping, return lines, relatives, office parties; sometimes the holidays can be stressful. Anyone who says otherwise is lying...or perhaps, has been sneaking a few of these Valley of the Dolls cupcakes that we found on the Try Handmade site. Not just a little aspirin, but a good hard dose of Jack Daniels, as well. She offers a great step-by-step so, go ahead, have one before bed, you will feel better in the morning.

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XMas Cliché Cupcakes: Gingerbread Man

Bite off their legs. Nibble on their arms. Snap off their heads. Whatever your fancy, Gingerbread Men are a holiday classic. This cupcake comes from the Wilton website, so it does call for a lot of special Wilton products, but surely you can come up with your own interpretation!


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Cuter Than A Cupcake!


My sweet Livie, wearing her new favorite shirt that her daddy bought her. LOVE IT!

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XMas Cliché Cupcakes: Eggnog


Nothing beats a creamy, spicy glass of egg nog to make you think of Christmas. Today's featured holiday cupcake comes from Annie's Eats. A delicious Eggnog Cupcake that is a combination of recipes from Cooks Illustrated and Baking Bites. If the photo is any indication, this cupcake tastes amazing. Recipe can be found at the Annie's Eats site.

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Top 100!!


Congrats to our very dear friend, Kidd O'Shea! He has made it to the Top 100 of the Men of Radio Co-Host for the Day contest. Male radio personalities from around the country applied and had their listeners nominate them for the opportunity. I blogged about this a while back...and well, he made it! Voting begins on January 10th. Check out this awesome JibJab video of Kelly and Kidd getting ready for their partnership...and stay tuned for more silly! Oh, and by the way...look out for your job, Ryan Seacrest!

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XMas Cliché Cupcakes: The Fruitcake


What happens when you take holiday standards and add a cupcake to the mix. For the days leading up to Christmas, I will feature a cupcake from the web that integrates traditional holiday goodies into the compact awesome that is a cupcake!

Today, from the blog Bake It In a Cake, I give to you the Fruitcake Cupcake. Not a full fruitcake in the shape of a cupcake, but a cupcake with a fruitcake baked into the center! Genius! Well done! Visit Bake It In a Cake for the recipe. Just think, if someone gives you something you don't like for Christmas, you can chuck one of these at their head! Score!


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Cupcake Foreman


We have seen a "cupcake maker" in the past, but now there is a mainstream company putting one out as well. I ran into this George Foreman Grill-type kitchen appliance disguised as a toy at Target last weekend. The Sunbeam Cupcake Maker whips up 6 cupcakes in less than 10 minutes. This is all fine and good, but who makes 6 cupcakes? Find me a table-top gadget that whips up 6 dozen cupcakes and I will get excited, right?
The Chicago Tribune did a write-up on the Cupcake Maker that was posted on December 7th.
Cupcakes have jumped the shark, or so some food mavens claim. But, really, when is a cupcake ever passe? Especially a fresh-baked cupcake cooked up in an adorable appliance like this one, the Sunbeam Cupcake Maker.

Everything about this appliance screams cupcake in a holiday way: the pink lid adorned with white "icing" and colorful sprinkles, the chubby cupcake shape. The price is an easy-to-swallow $50, but you can find it for less; target.com and amazon.com had it for $40. — Bill Daley, Tribune Newspapers


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More Than Meets the Eye!

Did you see the great story about David Kaye, ICM's resident character, in this month's "M" Magazine? Congrats to him and all that he has created...
In everyday life, David Kaye works at Froedtert Hospital in the infectious disease clinic. He checks in patients, keeps orderly schedules and does whatever else the doctors and nurses need from him. But in his off-hours, he’s a classically trained guitarist, an audio editor, a versatile actor, a budding producer and active participant in Iron Cupcake baking competitions. His new Bad Example Theatre company debuted this past summer with an adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s classic 1953 novel, "Fahrenheit 451," staged at the funky Alchemist Theatre in Bay View. A longtime fan of the noted author, appreciating his poetic language, Kaye dipped into his own pockets to put on the show and convinced 10 friends to act in the production. continue...

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Hot Chocolate!!



Watch this ad. It is awesome.

Well, the whiny babies of the world are calling foul to Duncan Hines. Making the declaration that it is full of racial slurs. Cupcakes in black face? Big cupcake lips? Rapping? WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE?!?!?! Get over yourselves.

As my friend, Stu, pointed out...no one got upset when the California Raisins were singing and dancing their way across our television screens. The worst part, Duncan Hines has already pulled the ad. Its a cupcake. Its chocolate. I think they should do a follow-up and have them sing Hot Chocolate's You Sexy Thang. Just Sayin'.




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You're a Mean One...


grinch cupcake, originally uploaded by sugarswings.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Jeepers Creepers!


Apple Gingerbread, Naughy and Nice, Black Forest...yes folks, there's cupcakes up in them Northern parts of Wisconsin. While visiting Plover, WI this week a friend on the Twitter informed me that there were CUPCAKES up here! What!?!? Yep...cupcakes.

On a stretch of road betweet Plover and Stevens Point there are several bars, including Jeeper's Gin Bin*, and one hidden little cupcake shop called Sweet Temptations Cupcakerie. The show stopper for this site is the great wall of cupcakes painted by a local high school student.
* On a side note, when saying "Jeeper's Gin Bin" into Google Talks on the iPhone, what it delivers is the phrase "Cheap Birth Canal" -- a result of the Gin Bin, perhaps.



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Season 8 is Great!

My favorite of favorite culinary guilty pleasures is back with a vengance, literally! Season 8 of Top Chef started last week and rather than showcasing 18 unknowns, has brought back to most dynamic, most embattled and most bitter of previous chefs for a second chance at the prize. Well, you know my heart belongs to Fabio, but to be honest this batch of chefs is so hard to watch because you don't want to see ANY of them go home! Elia, the darling of season 2 went home on the first night...that is how good this group is. For the next 18 weeks, don't even try to call me on Wednesday night...I'm busy watching Top Chef All-Stars!!




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Cupcake Wars - Back for More


I actually find it hard to believe, but Cupcake Wars is back for a second season; which premieres tonight. Harder to believe is that is does not appear from the FN site that many changes have been made. Same awful host. Same snooty judge that no one cares to hear from, Florian Bellanger. The only saving grace from season 1 that, amazingly, came back for season 2 is Candace Nelson, founder of Sprinkles.

I RARELY say anything negative on this blog, but as a tried and true cupcake challenge creator and fan of the petite treat in general. I felt like season 1 was a snooze from start to, well, middle, when I gave up watching. I never even viewed the last few episodes and deleted them from my DVR months ago. I have searched the web and there isn't even a complete list of competitors for season 2 floating around out there, so I can't even tell you to watch and root for any of our IronCupcake friends. I guess all I can say is... it's on, starting tonight, if you want watch.


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Beyond Brilliant!



This isn't just some great photo from flickr. Or some random awesome I found on the web. This cake was done by our very own Erin Salerno (@cakesbyerins on the twitter); IronCupcake bad-ass and local cake-goddess extraordinaire. She posted this to her Facebook page today and I can not tell you how BLOWN-THE-FREAK-AWAY I am at the incredible attention to detail. Simply amazing.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.


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Next Great Baker

Tonight is the premiere of TLC's Cake Boss:Next Great Baker! Everybody's buddy, Buddy "Cake Boss" Valastro, along with various family/bakery staff members, put 10 talented pastry chefs through the ringer to earn the title of “Next Great Baker.” At stake - $50,000 cash and a chance to work side-by-side with Buddy at Carlo's Bakery. Each week, Buddy pushes the contestants' baking and decorating skills to the limit through a series of increasingly difficult challenges that test their business sense and cake artistry. Someone will be sent packing each week until the NEXT GREAT BAKER is the last one standing.

"This show is as much about learning how to run a successful business as it is about learning the tricks and techniques to be a great cake artist," explains Buddy. "My family and I put the contestants through the challenges we face every day and think the viewers will learn even more what it takes to be the best in the business."

The contestants vying for the sweet prize include:
  • Brian Stevens from Austin, TX
  • Corina Elgart from Huntington, NY
  • Dana Herbert from Bear, DE
  • Gregory Paul Soriano from Jersey City, NJ
  • Jay Qualls from Nashville, TN
  • Joe Glaser from Brooklyn, NY
  • Johanna Lyons from Hanson, MA
  • Kendra Jordan from Emporia, VA
  • Megan Rountree from Keller, TX
  • Pamela Ahn from Washington, DC


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